I have a LOT of clutter- new toys, barely used toys (it sounds icky but I'm only getting rid of those that can be boiled or bleached), leather clothing never worn before, gift cards to various sex toy websites, etc. I'll be posting items as I come across them. I also have custom made club-wear that sells for a shit ton of $ that I want to get rid of- some of the dresses/outfits still have the tags on them!!!
Whether you're a legitimate toy shopper or some person out there who wants a toy that I've used (not as creepy as it sounds, I've actually received an email about this like 6 months ago) maybe, HOPEFULLY you can use something here. For toys shipping is $5 and clothing or heavier items are $8.
First up is the Plus-Size Strap-On that I purchased from AdamEve.com for $60. This has NEVER been used for penetrative sex, it has only been used for one photo shoot for my phone sex listings. It was purchased last year. The harness was cleaned with alcohol afterward (even though I wore underwear) and the dildo was never taken out of the plastic. Fair warning, the jelly (supposedly phthalates-free) dildo has turned a weird whitish/orange color inside of the plastic, I have no idea what that is all about. I'm asking $25. It's a leather harness, very stretchy- says it will fit up to a 48" waist but I suspect it will fit larger due to how much the leather stretches.

Next we have a Leather Dress w/ Hook and Eye Closure in a 3x. I ordered a different size but the person on ebay sent me the 3x and would not exchange it leaving me with a dress I could not wear and them a very negative rating! It's very pretty, I paid $100 but I'm asking $60.
Size 3X | Bust:45 - 48 | Waist:37 - 40 | Hips:47 - 50 | Dress Size:22 - 24 |

Next is the Bloomy which I won in a blogger's photoshop contest. My husband actually had one so this one has NEVER been opened. I have never touched it, it's just sat in my closet for about 4 months. It retails for $40 but I'm asking $20.
Speaking of photoshop I am a wizard at making stretch marks disappear (speaking of myself not the awesome Miss Essin Em), I also like to get a little funky. If for some reason you actually like what I can do, pictures are $10/per.
Next we have the Leisure Lover Bumpy Freezy Stiff Vibrator (horrible name). I have NEVER used this nor has it ever been out of the box. But I will try it with batteries before you buy it to make sure it works. I received this free with purchase, it retails for around $30 but I'm asking $15. 6 inch Pink phthalates-free ABS plastic vibrator, waterproof and multi-speed. Frozen texture, uses 1 AA Battery (not incl). I'll include a battery for ya though.
Next is Tantus C-Ring. We've never used this but tried it on, yes. It was put through the dishwasher afterward but I will boil it for you before shipping. It retails for $28 on Tantus' website but I'm asking $12.

Lastly is the Alumina Motion. This one has been used a couple times but it has been boiled. This is an aluminum toy so it's nonporous. It retails for $89 but I'm asking $40. Diameter: 1 3/8" - 1" Length: 8.25"

Also, if you're part of the Toy Swap network and see an item I've listed there I can arrange something where you just pay for shipping (a little extra $ maybe too, depending on the original cost of the toy) instead of arranging a trade or swap.



























Hey! I'd be interested in the Bloomy and the Motion, if no one has spoken for them already!